This post is titled by author SoulJah. Why does everyone have to make the fonts on their sites so small? Why do they always have really odd choices in picking the colors of the text and the background? It's not like your site is gonna win any creativity award for the best use of colors any time soon, so chuck the colors and make your site legible for crying out loud! Have pity with people with a helluva crappy eyesight.

Hmmm... I feel like busting P. Diddy's and Jermaine Dupri's balls, but I'll do that a wee bit later methinks. Hell I'll throw in Bow Wow for good measure...

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Does anyone wanna sell me their old Pentium 200 MMX? I am willing to part $10 for a working chip. Hey I'll even knock down your door for it myself! You don't have to do a thing! C'mon! 10 bucks! You're not gonna use it anymore! That or I'm gonna be selling an hour long vcd online chronicling (is there such a word?) the destruction of my old pc, complete with mashing of monitors, keyboards and CPU. 10 bucks a pop......

You can go either way, selling me your chip, saving the life of my old pc, and getting 10 bucks, -OR- getting ripped of 10 bucks for what surely gonna be a weed filled event. Either way you can contact me through E-Mail to give me your details.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches! I hate fags and bitches!

Heh just so happens theres a fag and one really bitchy whore on my left hand side right as I type this. Ah.... If I coulda get an AK in Brunei...

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. STFU PLZ!

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My site is listed FIRST on a search engine!. Albeit a Meta Tag search engine.

http://www.alltheweb.com/search?query=stupidlogic

and

http://metacrawler.com

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Avril LaVagina - Complicated
H.E. Pennypacker Style

Uh-huh,
Life's like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way it is
'Cause life's like this
Uh-huh, uh-huh
That's the way it is

Shut up,
What you singin' for?
Britney, she's done it before
And if you could only let it be
You will see

Don't like you the way you are
Faking it, wherever you are
And you're talking to me
One on one
But you become

Somebody else
In front of the mags
Watching your vid
You looked like some git
You're tryin' to be punk
You look like a gunk
To me

Tell me

Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
Acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it

No, no, no

You come into the music scene
Become heroes to the teens
Where you are and
Where you sat, you see
You're making me
Laugh out
When you strike a pose
Take off all your punky clothes
You know
You're not fooling anyone
When you become

Somebody else
In front of the mags
Watching your vid
You looked like some git
You're tryin' to be punk
You look like a gunk
To me

Tell me

Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
Acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it

No, no, no...

Shut up,
What you singin' for?
Britney, she's done it before
And if you could only let it be
You will see

Somebody else
In front of the mags
Watching your vid
You looked like some git
You're tryin' to be punk
You look like a gunk
To me

Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
Acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it

No, no

Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're
Acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall and you crawl
And you break and you take
What you get and you turn it into
Honesty Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it

Editor's Note: Isn't it funny that even if I left some part of the song in, it still applies? (Read more here.)

[Note to ConArT: Finish this song for me... I have a brain freeze right now...]

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This post is titled by author Anonymous. A Stupid Cow Site... But is it Logic?
http://altervistas.com/sites/weird/141/

You Can Do Stupid Stuff With Your Favourite Celebrity...
http://altervistas.com/sites/weird/195/

Lego Porn? Hahahaha
http://altervistas.com/sites/weird/118/

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This post is titled by author Anonymous. I think the U.S planned attack on Iraq is crap. I mean what the hell did Saddam actually do to the American people. Now President Bush wants to start a war on Iraq. For what? Some personal vendetta? For goodness sakes... why can't the U.S just leave Iraq alone and let Saddam run his country. It's been almost 11 years now since the Gulf War. Isn't it time the U.S to call it quits? The people of Iraq has suffered enough! The pain and destruction in Iraq is probably 10 times worse than the U.S 9-11 attack. Does anybody care about those suffering in Iraq? I think not! If the U.S does continue with their plans, then all hell will break loose. It could even lead to World War 3. How long do you think the Muslims of the world can stand all this shit. Most of the Muslims in this world has been suffering for ages. How long can we stand by and do nothing while our brothers die in the hands of angelic-looking oppressors! Today it's Iraq... tommorow who knows... it could be us...

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This post is titled by author Anonymous. This lil rant is back. A fren of mine was too dumb to search the fucking archives.. sothis is for you my dumb witted friend. Havent had the mood to insult her lyrics yet. Maybe i'll do that soon.
People close to me usually wonder what the fuck is my problem with Avril LaVagina.. i mean Avril Lavigne. Well, I have done some research on the little bitch and i'm going to try and summarise my contempt for the cunt. Before I start, this is for the Avril fans, while i am dissing your new found hero, take these comments to heart and cry at how stupid Avril really is. "How could he hate Avril?", u may wonder. "I mean, her songs are so deep! Her clothes are so cute! She doesn't care what anyone thinks of her! She's like, totally punk rawk!" Well, my little brainwashed ones, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree. SHE IS NOT PUNK AND SHE IS NOT ROCK!! "HOW CAN U SAY THAT CONARTIST?! SHE WRITES HER OWN SONGS AND PLAYS THE GUITAR" I piss on that. That cunt, Avril, is merely a record company's bitch. Their whore. She is their slave in their endless pursuit of looking for ca$h. I shall now take a proper breakdown of my hatred for Avril's music, image, fakeness, and hypocrisy.

The Music:

-SongWriting

In J-14's August issue, Avril explained her songwriting process. "Once I sit down with the guitar, I write about what I'm feeling that day." However, in the July 1st edition of Time Magazine, Ms. Lavigne admitted, "I sit down with a guitar player usually."

Ooopsss... silly Miss Twit made a boo boo... so umm.. how do u write songs, Ms LaVagina? A look at the songwriting credits on her album will reveal that EACH song was cowritten with a multitude of professional songwriters. Anyone can spit out a couple rhyming sentences, maybe even a melody here or there, when they're being guided by experts. (Britney Spears did it- is it necessary for me to say much more?. *but it cant be. Avril hates Britney*) One can't help but wonder just how much of those songs was written by Avril. Yet, in that same J-14 article, she claimed, "I wrote all those songs when I was sixteen." The credits tell otherwise, and somehow I'm not buying the Avril-did-it-all version of the story. Dont get me wrong. There's no big deal in getting a little help. But when she is being potrayed as some amazing songwriter with MASSIVE talent AND a "i- do- things my way" attitude, it gets pretty annoying.

-Guitar Playing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The bitch learns a few chords and she's a musician?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BULLSHIT!!! Michelle Branch, now, she is a true musician. When Michelle plays live, she PLAYS the guitar. When she opened up for Hanson, all she had were her songs, her guitar and alot of guts. Avril on the other hand has some dick play her parts for her live. If any of you reading this rant has ever been in a band, you can tell that at most Avril's songs have TWO guitars- a rhythm and a lead. So why does Avril "play".
3 guitars?! Its not like they're playing fucking Champange Supernova!! Any half-decent musician who constantly states that she plays guitar would prove herself. If someone like Britney Spears or Mandy Moore, who call themselves singers/entertainers and not musicians, played guitar for one song during a concert, I'd be impressed. Yet Avril constantly talks about how she plays guitar...why wouldn't she play it live? There's simply no excuse. And playing the few chords that she does know does not constitute a true musician.Furthermore, a look at the album credits show that Avril played guitar for only ONE song. Now that's a real guitar player.

-Lyrics

Dont get me started on her fucking lyrics!!

The Image: (this was taken directly from http://www.recroommagazine.com/articles/avril.htm )

-Avril the Wannabe Punk Rocker

"When it is suggested that even then her tastes were kind of pop-oriented, her head snaps up as though she's been slapped. 'New country,' she says, as though pop music is somehow less cool than new country. Then again, it seems any music is better than pop music in Lavigne's eyes. Later, when it is mentioned that she seems poised for pop stardom, she is quick to correct. 'No, no, no. Rock stardom,' she says forcefully. 'I don't like using the term pop star because that's not my personality. My personality is like a rock star. I'm hardcore.'" (Taken from Nationalpost.com.)

Rock star? Hardcore? Anything but pop? Keep dreaming, Avril. Take one listen to that CD- it's pure pop with a tinge of rock here and there. A song doesn't need slick Neptunes production for it to be radio-friendly pop song that appeals to bubblegum music lovers. And the upbeat track "Naked" is undeniably, well, poppy.

And don't think I'm too evil. I can admit when a song of hers is good. In researching for this article, I downloaded them all. I think "Too Much To Ask" is a pretty good song and "Complicated" consistently gets stuck in my head. However, they're being sung by someone who's always claiming to be one thing, then singing music that's all the opposite. And isn't that what she vents about in "Complicated" anyway?

The next rants are from http://www.recroommagazine.com/articles/avril.htm. I got to tired...

-Avril the Hypocrite

"You're trying to be cool/You look like a fool to me."

The single making Avril famous, "Complicated," is a song about someone who changes their looks and personality to impress other people. Yet, in the video, Avril and crew are trashing the mall and causing all kinds of problems. Avril the rebel even smashes her guitar at the end of the video. (What a shame, it was just like new, seeing as how she strums it maybe three times throughout the entire song.) She tries to come off as this too-cool-for-school bitch with an attitude while she whines about someone who's doing the same thing to her. There's a word for that. I believe it's called hypocrisy.

She's a constant contradiction. She skateboards in the video, poses for publicity shots with the board, tells YM magazine that she's good at it...Yet, in an interview with MTV, she discussed how the director of the "Complicated" video wanted her to skate in it. Ms. Tony Hawk protested, "No, dude, I suck!" Make up your mind, Avril.

Moreover, she recently told Elle Girl, "Today, I rejected some gorgeous publicity shots because they just didn't look like me. I won't wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly, or boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney."

No one could be Britney. I'm not a huge fan of hers, but her popularity and success are mind-blowing. For Avril to arrogantly declare that she could do even better than one of the most successful teen pop artists ever is ludicrous (and a bit too cocky for my liking). And if she's so against posing in slutty clothes, why didn't she throw in some of that bitchy attitude she seems so proud of and refuse to wear the outfits to begin with? The story simply isn't adding up.

-Avril the Packaged Product

Unless you're living in Tanzania, you've probably noticed that punk music is edging back into the mainstream. The demand for Britney and NSYNC is down and this means less money for the music execs who buy their Porsches and mansions with money made from teen stars. Time for a new plan. It amazes me that so few people see through this. Avril is dressed in Dickies, ties, studded jewelery, Chuck Taylors- most of which isn't usually worn by the pop fans. Furthermore, she's being hyped up as the songwriter/guitarist that I attacked earlier. She calls herself a skater punk, categorizes her music as rock and punk, poses in pictures with a skateboard...yet her music is anything but what such fashion would suggest. Being punk does not come from wearing the right thing. However the image is helping her to sell more records because it's what's popular now. One look through any teen magazine will reveal models dressed in clothing just like hers.

And let's not forget the fake tattoos she wears on her arms. Cause that's like, ya know, sooo totally hardcore. Let me go draw a big skull and crossbones on my arm so that I can be punk too. Please.

Yet another thing adding to her image that sells so well- upon visit to her official website, "Sk8er Boi," the only remotely faster rock song on the album, begins blaring. Obviously, they want the visitors to form an impression of Avril's music based on that song, when in reality, the rest of the album simply doesn't sound like that.

Avril Lavigne just seems fake, plain and simple. She tries to pull off this tormented, wounded puppy look in the "Complicated" video. She emphasizes her songwriting and guitar playing, yet had numerous songwriters work on her album, while the guitar is rarely strapped around her body when the music is live.

A member of an Anti-Avril community on Live Journal pointed out, "And if she takes all this time trying to label all of her music, she probably isn't what she says she is, cause she has to prove everything through her clothes. Your personality should come from the music you create, and if you are that pathetic to keep on classifying it, might as well forget it." Well done. I couldn't have said it better myself.

And I end my rant on my hatred towards Avril with one line: You can't truly be punk if you're not a punk at heart. Same applies to other forms of music. Cheers.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. b0g is down, but hey it's as cool as a place as ever...

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. I love TV. I love being a couch potato. And this rant only would matter if you are made from the same breed that I am, nitpicking every little nagging flaw. I'm the guy who strikes up conversations about the most abscure show you could find on Astro.

But if you got me to rant on this topic just merely a few weeks earlier, I'd give Animal Planet [APL], The Hallmark Channel [HMK] and those twenty other channels I would never watch in my life, a really, really hard time. It really bugs me that we're paying for the channels we would never watch, but that's DST fer ya, always want to take the easy way out... *cough* *cough* WAP *cough* *cough*....

Given I don't watch those channels for more than, say, a few minutes, I think it's just a waste of bandwidth. The Chinese Channels, the Arabic Network, the News channel, Animal Planet, Hallmark and a host of others, all those could be used to get, NBC (not CNBC!), ABC, WB or whatever they have laying around in the US.

And even my favorite channels are getting lamer. Star World for instance, are not showing Drew Carey anymore, the only big reason I tuned in the first place. AXN is now dropping C.S.i., the only show I always tune into, and even the Anime hour is lame now, now that Stop You're Under Arrest is not showing repeats, while lame ones like Boys Be (eeeeuuurrrrrggghhh what a waste of celluloid) and Cooking Master Boy get a re-air. The new ones like Ayashe no Ceres, or Gensomaden Saiyuki, just doesn't capture me anymore. I maybe getting jaded. Or maybe my subconcious mind picks up on the laziness of the animators and the character designers. If you're too lazy to make a good anime, we will be too lazy to watch it you gits! [Note: Stop! You're Under Arrest 2 is going to show in the late half of the month. I just found out after the first time this article was posted.]

TechTV is my only salvation, with good shows, but they also show some re-runs and repeats of previous ones. And why do they have to filter shows like Screen Savers out? I love Chris Pirillo, Cat Schwartz and Roger Chang, but I want variety in my viewing pleasure. They should not filter it out, coz filtering is bad. And don't you just hate it we're living in Brunei, when the time zones wreak havoc on your viewing habits? For instance, they need to show Extended Play on a Friday right? Obviously by Friday the show isn't gonna air in the US yet. So they have to take the previous week's one and show that. It would be fine, if not the occasional un-filtered promo showing what's coming up this week.

And why do they have to fill in the tv programming time by getting those lame shows like ExMachina, Technosphere, or Future World with the futurist guy who can't keep his hands in place. I try to miss those programs I don't watch, but then you'd get those Tech Injections showing bits from those crappy English shows. C'mon TechTV Asia! Those shows are made three years ago! We need to get some un-filtered TechTV viewing here!

I said something about giving the Channels a hard time if it were a few weeks ago from high up right? Well I found a gem in Hallmark's lame made for old geezer's channel. It's Star Trek Voyager. Or Star Trek Voyeur for that matter, coz they have the oh so hot for 2000, Seven of Nine. But other than that, yeah, screw the other channels. I hope this will filter to the numbnuts at Astro and get them to change the channels. Dumbasses.

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This post is titled by author Anonymous. Hey how's this thing supposed to work?

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Paranoia : where science fiction fondles science facts...
Today we will be making a Mini Surveillance Machine

The ingredients are:

1 pill camera
1 radio controlled cockroach
1 large serving of a city, marinated with wireless connections for a couple of days
And a couple of Low Powered LED lights for decoration

Let me explain the ingredients to you viewers out there who have been having his head inside his bum this past few months. Pill camera, used to diagnose patients with digestive tract problems, has a wireless connection that is sent to a receiving device. But no matter, we put aside that receiving device for another recipe. Then we will take a lab cockroach that scientists have able to control their movements with a little machine at the back of their heads. We will leave that on and graft the pill camera to its back.

Then we will let the cockroach into a home that is 802.11b ready, but be sure to rework the pill camera's circuitry so that it will work with the 802.11b standard. That way we will be sending videos down the victim's network into our own PC without the victim even noticing.

Then the LEDs will be used to make your cockroaches look more l33t and mean.

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