This post is titled by author SoulJah. Paranoia : where science fiction fondles science facts...
Today we will be making a Mini Surveillance Machine

The ingredients are:

1 pill camera
1 radio controlled cockroach
1 large serving of a city, marinated with wireless connections for a couple of days
And a couple of Low Powered LED lights for decoration

Let me explain the ingredients to you viewers out there who have been having his head inside his bum this past few months. Pill camera, used to diagnose patients with digestive tract problems, has a wireless connection that is sent to a receiving device. But no matter, we put aside that receiving device for another recipe. Then we will take a lab cockroach that scientists have able to control their movements with a little machine at the back of their heads. We will leave that on and graft the pill camera to its back.

Then we will let the cockroach into a home that is 802.11b ready, but be sure to rework the pill camera's circuitry so that it will work with the 802.11b standard. That way we will be sending videos down the victim's network into our own PC without the victim even noticing.

Then the LEDs will be used to make your cockroaches look more l33t and mean.

Posted by SoulJah at 12:25:00 PM

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