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Found on b0g.org, which linked here and here.

WARNING! ACHTUNG! First two links has objectionable material.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Aiyoo... Have some not so good news this morning... Checked my inbox, and I got a letter from Stats4all informing me that they are gonna shut down their free stat tracking service, unless of course I subscribe to their service, which right now is something like € 120 a year. That's like B$200 if I'm not mistaken. How in the world can I afford that? I'd rather find a webserver for $100 a year. I might wait for the Total Visitors to go above 2,000 to take off my Stats4All code. In other news, Blogger is only offering RSS feed support on it's Blogger Pro accounts. Whuzzat? You saying I have to pay extra just to get an RSS feed? I'd rather migrate to MovableType, I think. We'll see how it goes.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Woohoo!!! I want to direct your attention to the previous post, the comments aka rant section. Look at the comments carefully. See any famous/celebrity/tv personality's name in there? Yes! It's Chris Pirillo! Commenting on my site! Oh my god! I so wanna giggle like a giddy schoolgirl! But I'm still at work! Are you getting tired of the exclamation marks yet! !!!

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Ah the Game Boy Advance SP... Chris Pirillo has one of these... Damn I like!!!



And the Nokia 3300... What a lovely, but bulky phone... Well Nokia 3330... I might have to replace you soon...



Both images stolen from The Sun Online.

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This post is titled NULL by author SoulJah. I wanna say something here... CHAIN LETTERS ARE BAD!. They are so bad that if you don't do what they say, something bad is gonna happen to you. Your innards might blow up if you don't forward it. A meteor might fall on top of your head any second. Your limbs mysteriously fall apart in front of your eyes. Yeah... Likely...

I've been penting up anger because of these fucking abomination to mankind. It's not the fact that it fills your inbox with complete abandon, oh no. It's not like it just wasted your time opening something that takes forever to load, nosirreee. It's the fact that people find it funny enough that you have to share it with me that that they think their perception and interpretation of the term "funny/comedy" is on par with mine.


Rotate this image 180 Degrees
and cover the head and the glass hand

My perception or interpretation of 'funny' is not on trial here. The one on trial is you damn chain letter people. If you find something funny, put it on your damn site. That way, people who want to be humored can go to your site to find the funny stuff, not to be stuffed in my inbox, sometimes amounting to 300k of useless shit in an inbox that's waiting for confirmation e-mails, forum e-mails and certified newsletters.

But in the extremely unlikely case that you find a joke that I might like, please, please, please, let it be hilarious. If not I'll find the most grossest stuff that you can never imagine and put it in your fucking inbox. Funny kan? And when you do send me these 'funny' stuff, please, please, please, remove all the forwarding addresses in them. Fucking please.

I don't know if you are currently reading this Midge, but you are the main culprit. Sorry luv, but it's true. The second biggest offender, is Fadhlil. Let's all e-mail fadhlil_1512@hotmail.com with the grossest stuff you can find. And I will thank you from the bottom of my black heart.

Now for a dissemination of an offendin letter that Fadhlil sent to me, just in case he's too thick to question the motives of the first person who wrote this shit.

And oh by the way, these are the e-mails of the offenders. Spammers and spam bots, do your worst...

[POST REDACTED]

Do I fucking care if these e-mails get shown up here aren't the ones that spammed me? NO!!!!!! It's the fault of the people who happen to be part of this chain letter. So if your e-mail gets shown up here, balme the people who e-mailed you.

Now on to the most recent chain letter I got.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
[StupidLogic : "Fuck it's just to get your attention, to get you to look at your watch. Moron. You know, people will immediately look at their wrist if someone points to their own wrist."]

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
[StupidLogic : "I look for the remote so I don't have to fucking get up anymore after I find it, moron!"]

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
[StupidLogic : "Let me guess, you're not that good in English are you? Sleep again lah when the teacher teaches you about idioms or whatever they call it."]

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
[StupidLogic : " 'Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!' God, your snappy comments doesn't have anything to do with the saying, 'It's always the last place you look'! I'll kick your fucking ass! "]

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
[StupidLogic : "Ditto"]

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
[StupidLogic : "I'm being polite, you hick."]

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
[StupidLogic : "It's NEW and it's IMPROVED! Both things are plausible. Idiot."]

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
[StupidLogic : "Was I talking in terms of incarceration? NO!"]

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
[StupidLogic : "Excuse me, do you go on the same bus as mine? Moron."]

SEND TO EVERYONE YOU CAN OR ELSE!!!!!!!!

1. ONE PERSON BAD LUCK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
2. 5 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR A MONTH
3. 10 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR HALF OF A YEAR
4. OVER 30 PEOPLE GOOD LUCK FOR A LIFETIME

[StupidLogic : "Or ELSE WHAT?! Fuck you if you believe in this shit, you're the one out of luck for the rest of your life. Moron."]

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
[StupidLogic : "Oooohhhh... Funny..."]

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
[StupidLogic : "Ooooohhh... Clever...."]

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
[StupidLogic : "So what's the worst thing that the cop can do? Chicken shit..."]

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
[StupidLogic : "OOoooooohhhh.... The obviousness angle.... Clever....."]

5. Are You Andy or Barney?
[StupidLogic : "What the fucking hell are you on? Does the cop even get it?"]

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
[StupidLogic : "So cops are pigs... Oh the obvious angle again.... Clever....."]

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
[StupidLogic : "So what? if you're not a hillbillie or P. Diddy, you won't have anything to worry about."]

8. I pay your salary!
[StupidLogic : "Your obvious angle skills are stretches far beyond the eye can see..."]

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
[StupidLogic : "Funny..."]

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
[StupidLogic : "You are dumb for not knowing why you are stopped. That or you're drunk or high on crack."]

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
[StupidLogic : "Stop it... ha ha ha... You're killing me..."]

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
[StupidLogic : "Would you rather put the pedal to the metal and yell "PIG!" on top of your lungs?"]

*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how...
[StupidLogic : "I feel my IQ just got reduced to 179 by reading this shit..."]

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. My apologies. I seem to forgot my notes again. Damn. Well if I happen to forget something twice, I might as well forget it everytime I step out of the door. Well no matter. I have something that's a bit lighthearted at this time of crisis. Coz we all need a break from the information overload from the Middle East.

National guardman changed his name to a toy
CUYAHOGA FALLS -- A member of Ohio's 5694th National Guard Unit in Mansfield legally changed his name to a Transformers toy. Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.

"On Sunday, we were awarded as the best firefighting unit in the Army National Guard in the entire country," said Prime. "That was a big moment for us."

Prime took his name from the leader of the Autobots Transformers, which were popular toys and a children's cartoon in the 1980s.

He legally changed his name on his 30th birthday and now it's on everything from his driver's licence, to his military ID, to his uniform.

"They razzed me for three months to no end," said Prime. "They really dug into me about it."

"I got a letter from a general at the Pentagon when the name change went through and he says it was great to have the employ of the commander of the Autobots in the National Guard."

Prime says the toy actually filled a void in his life when it came out.

"My dad passed away the year before and I didn't have anybody really around, so I really latched onto him when i was a kid," he said.

Found on b0g.org and here. All I can say is, good for him.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Regarding to the downtime experienced by this page in the last couple of days. The problem was due to the migration of the entire unangelic.org crew to the new ftp server. Now that the initial headaches are finally straightened out, now we are back, more pissed off than ever... Not at the fact that the server is down, but the fact that for the past five days, I wasn't able to post on anything regarding the ongoing war in Iraq. Unfortunately, I will not be able to post a lengthy rant on this topic, because I left my extensive notes at home, but rest assured, I'll bring it to you in the next couple of days. To tide over your anger until that time, please read the preceeding materials...

http://www.brudirect.com/DailyInfo/News/Archive/Mar03/210303/nite01.htm
http://www.mellencamp.com/
http://www.beastieboys.com/song_lyrics.html
http://www.zmag.org/terrorwar/terrorchrono.htm

The last of which, has very good articles.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. SARS Epidemic Sweeps Close to Home Turf

I've been following this story on TV, but I just found out the name of the affliction. These two stories is a warning that Brunei is not as safe from the virus/bacteria as we hoped to imagine.

http://www.brudirect.com/DailyInfo/News/Archive/Mar03/190303/nite01.htm

http://www.brunei-online.com/bb/mon/mar17h1.htm

There have been unconfirmed rumors that it may have been a terrorist act, and in some weird way, it is plausible. Afghanistan is only a stones' throw away from the rest of South East Asia. But in my opinion, it couldn't have been. Hong Kong doesn't have any interests that could be a target for terrorsts. But hey, stranger things have happened.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Stuff I stole from b0g.org



Hilarious stuff... You have to watch this...

More can be found here...

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Bin Laden launches pop career.

This is such a weird story, you have to read it for yourself.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. This site will undergo a massive project hopefully in the coming months, but if I was to be realistic, it's gonna happen around June or July, or whenever I get a new laptop. It's gonna be a massive undertaking which will take massive manpower and brain power which will cost me massive amounts of sleep. MASSIVE!

Speaking of laptops, I'm impressed with the new possibilities the new Intel Centrino will bring to mobile computing. I just hope it's every bit as powerful as a 2.8GHz P4.

In other news, I'm more and more impressed with what Flash is able to do. I'm forced to learn it to be able to recode a shamefully painful page DST is putting online. Just hope the friggin' supervisor warms up to the idea of my wacky design philosophy.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Just saw the first two Animatrix episodes and I was blown away! Granted I saw the highest quality .mov file, but the artistry of these masterpieces are mind blowing!

The first one, titled 'The Second Renaissance' pretells the story of how the machines are built to do human bidding but in time, a rogue robot led a rebellion against the humans. The scenes depicted in this clip is chillingly scary. It looks pretty much like ral life war broadcasts. There's one scene where a machine got it's head blown off, very similar to the well known photo of that asian dude that got a gun pointed to his head.

This cinematic anime marvel is an artistic masterpiece. Imagine 'Chaos', (that gem that was shown on Eye Drops on TechTV), mixed with a dash of 'Ghost in the Shell' fluidity. Excuse my shallow knowledge in anime, but that's how I'll put it. Simply, this episode looks very much like recently released anime movies.

The second one, titled 'Program' starts off in a field, depicting a sword battle between a woman and a bunch of computer generated baddies... Well that's how much I wanna say about this episode. I don't wanna ruin the surprise. But it pretty much ties in with the Matrix movie. But one warning though. This episode is drawn out and stretched to fit a ten minute time frame, but if you don't mind the downloading, get the highest quality file, because then you can really appreciate the scale and depth of the scenes in this episode.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Amazing Brunei Adventure



QAF Brunei will be organising an Amazing Brunei Adventure on March 23, 2003, Sunday.

The whole day adventure is inspired by the hugely successful TV reality show Amazing Race series.

Organisers promise the selected 12 teams a thrilling, challenging and enduring adventure race against time. A prize money of $5,000 awaits the winning team of the Amazing Brunei Adventure.

The Adventure entails reading clues at every checkpoint all over Brunei. Twelve teams will be sent on their way from QAF Centre. The teams will not be able to proceed to the next checkpoint unless they solve the clue to get to a destination.

Along the way they would need to do tasks and overcome obstacles, detours and roadblocks. The aim is to arrive at the last destination first as a team at the Pit Stop.

This challenging, thrilling adventure is open to the public and application forms are now available at QAF Brunei, QAF Centre, Lot 66 Tapak Perindustrian Beribi, Gadong (BMW showroom).

Closing date for applications is March 15, 2003. You are in for best adventure of a lifetime.

So hurry. Who dares wins. Join in the fun. Come to QAF Centre and get the application forms.

Only 12 teams would be shortlisted.

Courtesy of Borneo Bulletin

Courtesy of Shitload. Just shows you how lacking I am in the Local News knowledge. But when it comes to something, say... North Korean planes escorting an American spy plane over North Korean skies, that, I'd know.

Heheh Amazing Brunei... This is gonna be a good one... Now we get to see some woman crying and whining up the wazoo because she can't complete certain tasks. *cough* *cough* Flo *cough* *cough* And we'd get to see the obligatory gay couple. *cough* *cough* The Model Twins *cough* *cough* The Lawyers *cough* *cough*

Well I still have the sour taste in my mouth from following Amazing Race 3 religiously. How in the world did whiny, crybaby Flo and apparently not-too-effeminate Zach win the last Amazing Race? I mean Flo cries all the time, whining and complaining just about everything! But when they'd win certain legs or did very well, she's all upbeat about it. Heh if I was Zach, I'd slap her across the face a couple of times.

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This post is titled by author SoulJah. You know what? I really thought that Pikachu is a made up animal, not a copy from mother nature like most of the other Pokemorons are. For example, Blastoise is based a turtle or Meowth is based on a cat. Imagine my surprise when I found out that there is such an animal called a "Pika". It's a cute and adorable little mammal the size of a small mouse. But sadly no electrical zapping capabilities.


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This post is titled by author SoulJah. Compare these two notebooks...

Area 51m Notebook found on Alienware.com



Clevo 5620D Notebook found on Clevo.com.tw




Aside from the obvious paint color and paint quality differences between the two, and the not so obvious difference in RAM capacity, (Area 51m has 512MB DDR while the CLEVO has 256MB DDR), both of these laptops are actually the same. The first time I saw the Area 51m on Fresh Gear, I almost shat my pants. That was when it only has a 2.4 Ghz Processor. CLEVO is carried by CF King in Brunei.

And oh the Clevo costs around B$3,299, while the Area 51m costs US$2659.00.
Thanks to Fandi and Asbi who told me about the CLEVO.

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