This post is titled by author SoulJah. b0g is down, but hey it's as cool as a place as ever...

<bivalve> [60] (3) 2168-5000
<bivalve> Call me there
<LoveOlderWomen> can i call u now?
<bivalve> Yes
<LoveOlderWomen> just call u lisa?
<bivalve> Yes
<bivalve> Did you call?
<LoveOlderWomen> yes
<LoveOlderWomen> but need the extension...
<LoveOlderWomen> is the American Embassy in kl
<bivalve> Nope.
<LoveOlderWomen> so how?
<bivalve> Yes
<LoveOlderWomen> u work there?
<bivalve> Yes.
<LoveOlderWomen> oic
<bivalve> Tell them that America is the Great Satan and that you will destroy them with anthrax.
<bivalve> Then ask for Lisa.
<LoveOlderWomen> ah????
<LoveOlderWomen> so u r not serious for this relationship?
<bivalve> Do it, dude.
<bivalve> Oh, I am
<bivalve> Call up and say that stuff.
<bivalve> It will be hilarious
<LoveOlderWomen> ok
<bivalve> Are you doing it?
<bivalve> If you do it, I'll fuck your brains out
<bivalve> In my hotel room.
<LoveOlderWomen> yes i do it already but they say no such person....
<LoveOlderWomen> u r fool with me....
<bivalve> Call and say that you want to talk to "Mrs. Anthrax."
<bivalve> That's my nickname.
<bivalve> Okay?
<LoveOlderWomen> no sorry..... u just play fool with me...
<LoveOlderWomen> why u do that....
<bivalve> Uh
<bivalve> Do you want to fuck me or not?
<bivalve> Call up and say "Is Mrs. Anthrax there?"
<bivalve> Seriously
<LoveOlderWomen> if u want to fuck with me say it if u don't just say no...
<bivalve> I want to fuck you
<LoveOlderWomen> ok
<LoveOlderWomen> last one....
<LoveOlderWomen> wait
<LoveOlderWomen> ok
<LoveOlderWomen> They say Anthrax is one kind of virus if i call again they will take seriuos action.... what u want me to do?
<LoveOlderWomen> u want me die?
<bivalve> They're just kidding
<bivalve> Call one more time!
<bivalve> Seriously
<bivalve> You can come back to my hotel room
<LoveOlderWomen> they will catch me....
<bivalve> Just do it, man
<bivalve> I'll fuck you so hard.
<bivalve> I want you so bad.
<LoveOlderWomen> ok last one , promise.....
<LoveOlderWomen> They say i am crazy......
<bivalve> Do it again, man
<bivalve> This is great.
<LoveOlderWomen> i say this is last time...
<bivalve> No!
<bivalve> One more time
<bivalve> Then I'll come over and fuck you.
<bivalve> For real.
<LoveOlderWomen> is this a last time?
<bivalve> Yes
<LoveOlderWomen> ok
<bivalve> Well?
<LoveOlderWomen> ok
<bivalve> What happened?
<LoveOlderWomen> they say if i call again they will report to the police and FBI
<bivalve> So?
<bivalve> Are you scared?
<bivalve> Call ONE more time.
<bivalve> Last time, I swear.
<bivalve> Then I'll come over.
<LoveOlderWomen> offcourse i am very scared now.....
<LoveOlderWomen> r u seriuos?
<LoveOlderWomen> again.....
<LoveOlderWomen> u r not love me u want me die...
<LoveOlderWomen> i already do lot of thing for u.
<bivalve> Please, dude
<bivalve> One more time.
<bivalve> Just one.
<bivalve> I swear.
<LoveOlderWomen> ok
<LoveOlderWomen> ok
<bivalve> Well?
<LoveOlderWomen> hold on, in the process....
<LoveOlderWomen> ok
<LoveOlderWomen> They say they already call the FBI. I quickly hand up the call.
<bivalve> Wow.
<bivalve> You might as well call again.
<LoveOlderWomen> sorry....
<LoveOlderWomen> i am scare now...
<LoveOlderWomen> i say i wan to see Mrs. Anthrax and talk to lisa......
<bivalve> Can you call one more time for me?
<LoveOlderWomen> bye
<LoveOlderWomen> u really want me die and don't want to fuck with me.

b0gdotorg: is that really from irc?
tak is god: yes
b0gdotorg: werd
tak is god: post it!
tak is god: along with my name
tak is god: and this disclamer: Note: this log is fictitious and based solely on fantasy, written by a brown slopey Malaysian from Sabah named Turkit. The authors of this website do not condone 'terrorism' in any way, even if it is the direct result of years of imperialist atrocities and oppression.
tak is god: its war on america

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