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This post is titled Olsen Twins Hospitalized with Eating Each Other Disorder by author SoulJah.
GodZul... This news item is dedicated solely for you and you only...
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| By Rex Strother Jun 29, 2004, 09:28 HOLLYWOOD, CA - Diagnosed with SICD, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been checked into the Guccioni Medical Center for close observation and possible exploitation. Dr. Flynt, of the eating disorder unit, explains the Olsen's illness. "SICD, or Sappho-Incestual Compulsive Disorder, is extremely rare. But, it is also extremely hot. Believe me when I say we are videotaping their behavior, from multiple angles, so that we can decide best how to proceed." "Of course, SICD is not unexpected in a pair who have been so close, living and working together from an early age. It is possible they spent most of their time in utero 'soixante-neuf,' if you'll pardon my French. Perhaps they got a 'taste' for it then, if you'll also pardon my pun." Just as Internet websites around the globe have ticked off the days until the twins reached their 18th birthday and became "legal," it seems the twins themselves began to recognize the blossoming of womanhood in each other. "First it was just glances between them, then casual friendly touching. It raised an eyebrow or two when they wanted to share a single trailer during films. Rumors of playfully batting each other with pillows, tickling and cheek-kissing ran rampant. And then word went out they were showering together." "I think Mary-Kate, who had a tendency toward anorexia, overheard two dolly grips snickering about how pussy was calorie-free and that was the final straw. She cast a naughty eye at Ashley and thought, 'I gotta get down on that coochie.' The rest was a lap-tastic frenzy that led to their hospitalization." "And, it solves the ticklish problem of transitioning from child to adult stars." Videos of their hospitalization and slow, sensual treatment, will be available through the New England Journal of Medicine and DualStar Video, the girls' own production company. The first title, "Who's Your Daddy - Oh Wait, I Already Know," should be available in late August. |
GodZul... This news item is dedicated solely for you and you only...
Source : here
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This post is titled Cane or breast for naughty pupils by author SoulJah.
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Uhh... O... K...? I'm kidding! Hwhwhwhw man if my teachers were like that... Oh by no means the pug ugly ones, oh no... I'm referring to those...
Uh... I'm getting too excited here...
| A schoolteacher has been suspended in Zimbabwe for allegedly giving pupils the choice of being caned or suckling her breasts. The woman faces a disciplinary hearing after one of the pupils reported the 'punishment' to his parents, reports the Herald. The boy claimed he was asked to choose between suckling the teacher's breasts or receiving 100 strokes of the cane for being noisy. The boy chose to suckle the teacher's breasts, as did 14 others, according to the newspaper. The headmaster of the Harare school summoned the teacher to respond to the allegations. The teacher allegedly admitted forcing the children to suckle her breasts but could not give reasons why she had done so. Harare provincial education director Tomax Doba confirmed the incident and said that his office had been furnished with a report from the school. "We received a report from the school and the report says it happened. We have already advised them to make a police report and the teacher is likely to face child abuse charges," Mr Doba said. |
Source : here
Uhh... O... K...? I'm kidding! Hwhwhwhw man if my teachers were like that... Oh by no means the pug ugly ones, oh no... I'm referring to those...
Uh... I'm getting too excited here...
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This post is titled Olsen Twins declared legal. Pedophiles everywhere cries sad tears !! by author Anonymous.
As of Sunday, June 13, wonder twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are legal adults. The girls will be able to vote and buy cigarettes. Their 18th birthdays also mark the end of an era for the Olsen Twins Countdown Clocks, the Internet sites devoted to tracking the years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes and seconds until the former Full House-rs come of age.
Read more here.
Man I'm so gonna miss those countdown clocks. But no worries, found a new one here. Can't wait till Hermione Granger's legal :P
And it seems that I'm Mary-Kate Olsen.
Wheee. Take the quiz here.
And if you did take the quiz, you need psychological help. Like me :P
Read more here.
Man I'm so gonna miss those countdown clocks. But no worries, found a new one here. Can't wait till Hermione Granger's legal :P
And it seems that I'm Mary-Kate Olsen.
Wheee. Take the quiz here.
And if you did take the quiz, you need psychological help. Like me :P
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This post is titled Fucking Asshats! by author SoulJah.
Those people at the Akademi Fantasia website has implemented some sort of a graphical bar thingy, thus rendering the live results of the Akademi Fantasia result here on the page totally fucked up.
Will put up a different page soon just for that...
Stay tuned...
Will put up a different page soon just for that...
Stay tuned...
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This post is titled Baby pictures ! Whee ! Everybody loves baby pictures ! by author Anonymous.
A new type of ultrasound scan has produced vivid pictures of a 12 week-old foetus "walking" in the womb.
The new images also show foetuses apparently yawning and rubbing its eyes.
The scans, pioneered by Professor Stuart Campbell at London's Create Health Clinic, are much more detailed than conventional ultrasound. Professor Campbell has previously released images of unborn babies appearing to smile. He has compiled a book of the images called Watch Me Grow.
Read more here.
And a shout out to my friend aNT, whose sister-in-law just recently gave birth to a bouncing baby boy :D 'Sup dude ?
The new images also show foetuses apparently yawning and rubbing its eyes.
The scans, pioneered by Professor Stuart Campbell at London's Create Health Clinic, are much more detailed than conventional ultrasound. Professor Campbell has previously released images of unborn babies appearing to smile. He has compiled a book of the images called Watch Me Grow.
Read more here.
And a shout out to my friend aNT, whose sister-in-law just recently gave birth to a bouncing baby boy :D 'Sup dude ?
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This post is titled I feel ill... by author SoulJah.
Really ill...
My head's fine though, but the problem is with my gastro-intestinal tract... I think I have a gastrick problem... It kinda burns when I don't eat... Yeap, not a good thinkg to have...
And I haven't been crapping properly lately... And being the devout eater that I am, I'm always full. But seeing it won't come out the rear end, I even considered puking, but then again, I'm a chicken shit when it comes to puking... Some old phobia I had when I was a kid...
Really ill...My head's fine though, but the problem is with my gastro-intestinal tract... I think I have a gastrick problem... It kinda burns when I don't eat... Yeap, not a good thinkg to have...
And I haven't been crapping properly lately... And being the devout eater that I am, I'm always full. But seeing it won't come out the rear end, I even considered puking, but then again, I'm a chicken shit when it comes to puking... Some old phobia I had when I was a kid...
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This post is titled Ruud must go by author SoulJah.
Source : http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2004292347,00.html
As much as I'd want Rooney to play at Old Trafford, losing Nistelrooy, a man that has served Man. Utd. well, and of course, and undeniable striking habits is a bad choice in my opinion. Hmmm... So Ronaldo's been crap, so is anyone thinking that Fergie has made a wrong decision in buying Ronaldo first when now a remarkable English player is nearby?
| By NEIL CUSTIS ALEX FERGUSON is set to accept a £30million Real Madrid bid for Ruud van Nistelrooy - so he can land Wayne Rooney. SunSport exclusively revealed on Saturday that Manchester United were preparing a £22m raid for wonderkid Rooney. But Everton have already told them that will not be enough. United's board will not go to £30m unless boss Fergie sells. Hitman Van Nistelrooy is the man who can bring in mega-money - and is ready to go. |
Source : http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2002390000-2004292347,00.html
As much as I'd want Rooney to play at Old Trafford, losing Nistelrooy, a man that has served Man. Utd. well, and of course, and undeniable striking habits is a bad choice in my opinion. Hmmm... So Ronaldo's been crap, so is anyone thinking that Fergie has made a wrong decision in buying Ronaldo first when now a remarkable English player is nearby?
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This post is titled Just a quick one. by author SoulJah.
Great new site on technology has sprung up on the scene here in Brunei, and it's owned by Zeroskull, which I regard as a top notch Illustrator artist. Anyway his site can be reached at http://getwired.zeroskull.com/, and from the looks of it, looks like it was a helluva massive php undertaking right there. Massive respect.
And oh, any site that doesn't have a
feed here is just oh so passé these days, and Get Wired doesn't disappoint. Get the RSS feed, here.
And oh, any site that doesn't have a
feed here is just oh so passé these days, and Get Wired doesn't disappoint. Get the RSS feed, here.
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This post is titled Drunk in shotgun balls-up by author SoulJah.
Source : http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004292119,00.html
 HAPLESS David Walker faces jail after downing 15 pints of beer and drunkenly shooting off his testicles with a shotgun.Walker, 28, picked up the weapon in his home after arguing with a friend at the pub, a court was told. He pushed the barrel in his pocket and walked into the street. But the gun went off, blasting pellets into his groin. He had emergency surgery and doctors were forced to remove both testicles, prosecutor Andrew Hatton told Sheffield Crown Court. Defence barrister Gulzar Syed said Walker still needed an op to remove more pellets from his leg. Mr Syed said Walker had no explanation for what happened, adding: “His mind was a blank.” Walker, of Dinnington, near Rotherham, admitted having a prohibited weapon and faces an automatic five-year jail sentence. The court was not told if the gun’s barrel had been shortened. Sentencing was adjourned for a medical report and Walker was remanded in custody. Judge Patrick Robertshaw warned him: “You face the inevitability of custody given the recent change in the law for the offence to which you have pleaded guilty.” |
Source : http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004292119,00.html
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This post is titled Akademi Fantasia Review, BITCH! by author SoulJah.
Anding : Die... His emotions was way too much. Yeah, sod off you fucktard.
Mas: Now that's more like it! I had my doubts of you, but now you're showing your singing prowess.
Zarina : I <3 Yuo! Again a flawless performance in my eyes.
Linda : Talented! And her voice control was helluva good!
Anding : Die!
Edlin : Well, the popular ones will stay, and you just happened to be below the radar most of the times. Sorry loss.
Linda Jasmine : Still helluva hot. Can I love you?
Mas: Now that's more like it! I had my doubts of you, but now you're showing your singing prowess.
Zarina : I <3 Yuo! Again a flawless performance in my eyes.
Linda : Talented! And her voice control was helluva good!
Anding : Die!
Edlin : Well, the popular ones will stay, and you just happened to be below the radar most of the times. Sorry loss.
Linda Jasmine : Still helluva hot. Can I love you?
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This post is titled Nerd test. by author SoulJah.
38.095238095238095% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?
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This post is titled Wanker! by author SoulJah.
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This post is titled Die! by author SoulJah.
Who's he? He's the one that destroyed our dreams. He's the ref at England vs Portugal. Yes. He likes the cock...
Edit: Here's his e-mail address. Do your worst. referee@ursmeier.ch
Who's he? He's the one that destroyed our dreams. He's the ref at England vs Portugal. Yes. He likes the cock...
Edit: Here's his e-mail address. Do your worst. referee@ursmeier.ch
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This post is titled Bumper sticker a self-fulfilling prophecy by author SoulJah.
Pwned!!!
Pwned!!!
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This post is titled Superbaby ! To the rescue .... !! by author Anonymous.
Doctor discover a toddler muscle man
Somewhere in Germany is a baby Superman, born in Berlin with bulging arm and leg muscles. Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do. He has muscles twice the size of other kids his age and half their body fat.
DNA testing showed why: The boy has a genetic mutation that boosts muscle growth.
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Is this for real ? I mean it sounds legit and all but a MUTANT SUPERBABY ? :P Feh ! I bet he's gonna be in " X-Men 3 - Attack of the MUTANT SUPERBABY ! "
Somewhere in Germany is a baby Superman, born in Berlin with bulging arm and leg muscles. Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do. He has muscles twice the size of other kids his age and half their body fat.
DNA testing showed why: The boy has a genetic mutation that boosts muscle growth.
Read the rest HERE
Is this for real ? I mean it sounds legit and all but a MUTANT SUPERBABY ? :P Feh ! I bet he's gonna be in " X-Men 3 - Attack of the MUTANT SUPERBABY ! "
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This post is titled Czech brewery will reward manager and players if Republic win Euro 2004 by author SoulJah.
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My god, win it you asshat! WIN EURO 2004!!! Beer is the best motivator in the damn world...
| Czech Republic football coach Karel Bruckner has been offered free beer for the rest of his life if his team win Euro 2004. The republic's Bernard brewery is offering him 60 litres of beer every year as an incentive to bring the trophy home. The amount is equivalent to Czechs' annual consumption of beer per person, making them the world's champion beer-drinkers. Bernard hopes to spur on the players to achieve equal winning success on the pitch. Each player will receive 160 litres of beer for one year if they win the final. Brewery spokesman Zdenek Mikulasek said: "While they will earn a lot of money if they win we think the offer of free beer on top is extra motivation for the team and will inspire them to go for gold. "They have a chance of winning and we really want them to." Mikulasek says the brewer faxed the offer to the Czech team at their Portuguese hotel, but said they'd received no response to date. |
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My god, win it you asshat! WIN EURO 2004!!! Beer is the best motivator in the damn world...
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This post is titled Online Tool Review by author SoulJah.
Ok, seeing the increasing number of Bruneian blogs sprouting up on Buloh.com, it's fair to say that Bruneians have more than a passing interest in Blogging. Well, ok, I admit, some of those are by girls, and some have layouts far shittier than turd hanging off a cow's arse hole and posts that no one seems to care about, but hey, who am I to judge?
THEY SUCK!
Again, who am I to judge.
Back to the reason I'm posting here, is to introduce you to this tool I've been using for a while now, and it's called w.bloggar and it's a blogger's dream come true, apart from no emotional rollercoasters going on in one day. Ok sorry, sorry, I'm just stressed out.
It's a rather nifty tool. How many times do you crave for a tool where you can type up everything on your computer than you can post it all later into a Blogger or Movable Type powered blog? How many times you wished you can just press a button and have your text change magically from rainbow frikkin colors, to all bigger fonts, or strike-through-ed signifying that you changed your mind about what you posted (it's called a backspace button DAMMIT!!! USE IT!!!). Ok. Again, I'm sorry. Honest.
Well last time I checked, it supports a multitude of blogging tools, and it has been working flawlessly for me. Most of my tabled post are generated by this sweet proggie. In fact, all my posts are posted using this now. And I can even upload images seamlessly from the interface too. Convenient eh? Well, I just put up a button:
So go check out this tool now! And this is backed up by SoulJah's guarantee.
"I don't recommend crap software!™"
THEY SUCK!
Again, who am I to judge.
Back to the reason I'm posting here, is to introduce you to this tool I've been using for a while now, and it's called w.bloggar and it's a blogger's dream come true, apart from no emotional rollercoasters going on in one day. Ok sorry, sorry, I'm just stressed out.
It's a rather nifty tool. How many times do you crave for a tool where you can type up everything on your computer than you can post it all later into a Blogger or Movable Type powered blog? How many times you wished you can just press a button and have your text change magically from rainbow frikkin colors, to all bigger fonts, or strike-through-ed signifying that you changed your mind about what you posted (it's called a backspace button DAMMIT!!! USE IT!!!). Ok. Again, I'm sorry. Honest.
Well last time I checked, it supports a multitude of blogging tools, and it has been working flawlessly for me. Most of my tabled post are generated by this sweet proggie. In fact, all my posts are posted using this now. And I can even upload images seamlessly from the interface too. Convenient eh? Well, I just put up a button:
So go check out this tool now! And this is backed up by SoulJah's guarantee.
"I don't recommend crap software!™"
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This post is titled Teleportation breakthrough made by author SoulJah.
Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3811785.stm
| Scientists have performed successful teleportation on atoms for the first time, the journal Nature reports. The feat was achieved by two teams of researchers working independently on the problem in the US and Austria. The ability to transfer key properties of one particle to another without using any physical link has until now only been achieved with laser light. Experts say being able to do the same with massive particles like atoms could lead to new superfast computers. |
Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3811785.stm
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This post is titled What in the name of everything holy? by author SoulJah.
Source : http://www.gothamcomics.com/spiderman_india/
| SPIDER-MAN INDIA – SPIDER-MAN EXTENDS FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD TO STREETS OF BOMBAY! Bangalore, India (June 14, 2004) — Marvel Comics & Gotham Entertainment Group – Indian publishing licensee of Marvel Comics and the leading publisher of international comic magazines in South Asia – announces the launch of Spider-Man India. Spider-Man India interweaves the local customs, culture and mystery of modern India, with an eye to making Spider-Man’s mythology more relevant to this particular audience. Readers of this series will not see the familiar Peter Parker of Queens under the classic Spider-Man mask, but rather a new hero – a young, Indian boy named Pavitr Prabhakar. As Spider-Man, Pavitr leaps around rickshaws and scooters in Indian streets, while swinging from monuments such as the Gateway of India and the Taj Mahal. Mumbai’s (Bombay’s) first web-swinging superhero will be joined by a reinterpretation of the classic Spider-Man villain, the Green Goblin -- reinvented as a Rakshasa, an Indian mythological demon. “We feel this is one of the most exciting and unique projects in comic history,” said Gotham Entertainment Group CEO Sharad Devarajan. “Unlike traditional translations of American comics, Spider-Man India will become the first-ever ‘transcreation,’ where we reinvent the origin of a Western property like Spider-Man so that he is an Indian boy in Mumbai and dealing with local problems and challenges. |
Source : http://www.gothamcomics.com/spiderman_india/
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This post is titled Man warned over cone sex by author SoulJah.
Hahahahahah! Man this is so funny! Ahahahah then it clicked! Training shoe?!?!? I FEATURED HIS STORY AGES AGO!!! Aahahahahah!!! It can be found here.
Source material : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3144107.stm
| A man who simulated sex with a traffic cone in an Edinburgh street has escaped with a warning after appearing in court. Ross Watt, 34, is a registered sex offender with previous convictions that include simulating sex with a training shoe in a public place. He was arrested and charged last year after he encouraged a group of teenagers to watch his interaction with the cone at the foot of the city's Calton Hill. At the time of the offence, he was already on probation for hitting himself in the groin area with a trainer as he stood in the front window of his Edinburgh flat. Watt, who is undergoing psychiatric counselling at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital, was admonished after appearing at Edinburgh Sheriff Court. However he was given a strong warning not to repeat the "disgusting behaviour" again. The court heard how Mr Watt had approached groups of teenagers in the city, asking if they would sell him their trainers. When they refused he offered to give them a public show with the cone and they soon circled their cars around the fetishist, shouting "give it some" to urge him on. His lawyer Andy Gilbertson had argued that his act had been like a piece of Edinburgh Fringe street theatre, but the sheriff said it amounted to a breach of the peace. He told Sheriff Mhairi Stephen: "Many people appeared to be encouraging his behaviour at the time and many were probably disappointed there was not a repeat performance during the festival this year. Hopefully he has finally learned his lesson." 'Disgusted and embarrassed' Sheriff Stephen was also told that Watt already had a huge network of support at the public's expense all working to tackle his offending. "Undoubtedly other people seemed to have derived a lot of humour and amusement from what transpired," she said. "Likewise others were not of a similar mind and were pretty upset by what happened. "I will not make an order that would increase the public resources deployed on you and will admonish you. This does not diminish the seriousness of your behaviour or the consequences if you continue to behave in this manner." During Watt's trial last year, witness Lisa Cameron, 21, told Edinburgh Sheriff Court: "I drove across the road to see what he was doing and watched him pick up the cone - I was disgusted and embarrassed." The performance lasted about 20 minutes before police officers arrived to see Watt, who appeared sober, replacing the cone at the side of Regent Road near the Scottish Executive departments in St Andrew's House. |
Hahahahahah! Man this is so funny! Ahahahah then it clicked! Training shoe?!?!? I FEATURED HIS STORY AGES AGO!!! Aahahahahah!!! It can be found here.
Source material : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3144107.stm
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This post is titled Badgers Badgers Mushrooms Mushrooms ... by author Anonymous.
Guys remember this :
Badgers Badgers Mushrooms Mushrooms
It's freekin' funny and annoying at the same time, I know. Well now I found a Rangnarok Online version .. :P and if you don't know, Ragnarok Online is a game which I've been playing for the past 6-7 months. It's damn addictive. And now here ya go :
Badgers Badgers Mushrooms Mushrooms 'RO version'
:DDDD Wheeeee !!! Let the brain scramblin' begin ... Wheeeee !!!!
Badgers Badgers Mushrooms Mushrooms
It's freekin' funny and annoying at the same time, I know. Well now I found a Rangnarok Online version .. :P and if you don't know, Ragnarok Online is a game which I've been playing for the past 6-7 months. It's damn addictive. And now here ya go :
Badgers Badgers Mushrooms Mushrooms 'RO version'
:DDDD Wheeeee !!! Let the brain scramblin' begin ... Wheeeee !!!!
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This post is titled New feature on the site?!?!?! by author SoulJah.
This will be on the site permanently if you scroll down to the bottom of the page. Can't really edit the settings and all to fit with the site's design, but what the hell. I swear, Google™ is getting better and better all the time!
This will be on the site permanently if you scroll down to the bottom of the page. Can't really edit the settings and all to fit with the site's design, but what the hell. I swear, Google™ is getting better and better all the time!
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This post is titled Coolest thing ever! by author SoulJah.
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This post is titled by author SoulJah.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SHE HAS A FUCKEN COOL NAME!!1111!ELEVENANDONE1!11!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SHE HAS A FUCKEN COOL NAME!!1111!ELEVENANDONE1!11!!
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This post is titled Oooh... You touch my tralala... My Ding Ding Dong... by author SoulJah.
Click image for the music video.
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This post is titled What I've learned ... by author Anonymous.
I've learn a lot of things about people in general for the past 4 days working at The Mall, trying to sell printers. One of the main thing I've learn is this :
"There are no STUPID QUESTIONS , just STUPID PEOPLE"
My God ! Would you please read the goddamn signs before you ask me how much it cost !! I might as well just make up fake prices ...
Customer : How much is this ? ( Sign sez it's $138 )
Me : It's One Gajillion Mabillion Kamillion Willy-Wonka-chocolatey-FREEKIN'-illion dollars, sir. You can't afford it. Sorry.
And what's up with people not saying anything when I ask them a question ?!?
Me : Looking for a new printer ? :D
Customer : ......
Me : You are ? Well then Fuck You ! We're closed. _|_
Customer : .......
Me : Oh ! You have a problem with what I just said ? Bring it OnzzZZZzzz !!!!11111oneoneeee
Ooh ooh, I also like it when they do this :
Me : Looking for a new printer ?
Customer : No, just looking. I already have three.
Me : Oh you do, do you ? Well aren't we lucky to have THREE FUCKIN' printers. Well, I have FIVE ! How do you like them apples, huh !?! Huh !?! I got one ink jet, one bubble jet, one laser jet, one that shoots jism instead of ink and another made with the shredded skin of lil' babies with blue eyes.
So that's why everyday, at the end of my working hours, I ran out of the store screaming like a raving lunatic and pulling my hair out a handful at a time .... And yes, I do own a jism shooting printer ... I use it for school ... :P
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Oh Dude ! Lucky England football hooligans/fans. Click here to find out what they get to smoke before the England-France match.
Damn ! It's gonna be warm for the next 15,000 years ? Damn ! Click here for article.
"There are no STUPID QUESTIONS , just STUPID PEOPLE"
My God ! Would you please read the goddamn signs before you ask me how much it cost !! I might as well just make up fake prices ...
Customer : How much is this ? ( Sign sez it's $138 )
Me : It's One Gajillion Mabillion Kamillion Willy-Wonka-chocolatey-FREEKIN'-illion dollars, sir. You can't afford it. Sorry.
And what's up with people not saying anything when I ask them a question ?!?
Me : Looking for a new printer ? :D
Customer : ......
Me : You are ? Well then Fuck You ! We're closed. _|_
Customer : .......
Me : Oh ! You have a problem with what I just said ? Bring it OnzzZZZzzz !!!!11111oneoneeee
Ooh ooh, I also like it when they do this :
Me : Looking for a new printer ?
Customer : No, just looking. I already have three.
Me : Oh you do, do you ? Well aren't we lucky to have THREE FUCKIN' printers. Well, I have FIVE ! How do you like them apples, huh !?! Huh !?! I got one ink jet, one bubble jet, one laser jet, one that shoots jism instead of ink and another made with the shredded skin of lil' babies with blue eyes.
So that's why everyday, at the end of my working hours, I ran out of the store screaming like a raving lunatic and pulling my hair out a handful at a time .... And yes, I do own a jism shooting printer ... I use it for school ... :P
Funlinks :
It's painted with what ? Click here to find out.
Oh Dude ! Lucky England football hooligans/fans. Click here to find out what they get to smoke before the England-France match.
Damn ! It's gonna be warm for the next 15,000 years ? Damn ! Click here for article.
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This post is titled What the fuck?!?!?!? by author SoulJah.
Greece beat Portugal????
France beat England at the last minutes of the game??? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? What an absolute cock up indeed!!! I literally cried in disbelief! Fuckits!!! Arghh! I was overjoyed with numerous emotions when Rooney was fouled inside the box, but Becks had to make a complete shambles of the penalty kick, and thats when I foresaw the ultimate demise of the English squad last night...
Makes me scared for rooting for Germany and Italy now, seeing the teams I root for fell with an awkward comedic style tumble down the stairs.
France beat England at the last minutes of the game??? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? WTF?!?!? What an absolute cock up indeed!!! I literally cried in disbelief! Fuckits!!! Arghh! I was overjoyed with numerous emotions when Rooney was fouled inside the box, but Becks had to make a complete shambles of the penalty kick, and thats when I foresaw the ultimate demise of the English squad last night...
Makes me scared for rooting for Germany and Italy now, seeing the teams I root for fell with an awkward comedic style tumble down the stairs.
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This post is titled Damn my feet hurts ... by author Anonymous.
So it's the holidays rite ? And I got like a month and a half of nothing but sitting around in my undies watching TV and "reading" on my PC ... so my friend, Roy, suggested that I work or something ... and I did. I am now, for just 4 days, a working man. Woohoo !!
For 4 days, during the Intel exhibition at The Mall, I get to stand around ( hence the hurting feet ), talk to people and try to persuade them to buy a printer, and you know what ? I damn good at this ! :D Just today I sold like 6 HP-1110s ... Woot !
With my gift of the gab and the silver spoon in my mouth, I mesmerize people with big words and confuse them, I make them think that they need a printer ...
"WooOOooooOOo, you need a printer ..." sez Me.
"Yes I dooOOOOooOOOoO ..." sez the sucke, er... I mean "Customer". :P
Another great thing about this job, is the fact that it's in The Mall. C'mon it's basically what I do everyday; hang out at the Mall, but now, I'm getting paid for doing it. Wheee !! And I get to watch girls walk by all day long. Man !
And talking about girls... Guess who I met today ? C'mon guess :DDD
Yes Miss Foxxyness herself ... Goddamn guys ! Faten is bloody HOT ! With a capitol H, O, and T. You think the picture is kik-ass ? Wait til you see her in real life... Whoah ! Heheh ... And Faten if you're reading this ... "Sorry if I was drooling over you too much " :DDDD Man ! I was so flustered :P C'mon it was Faten formerly from Foxxyness.org and now residing in Crapism.org. Meeting her sure made my day !! :DDDDDDD And I should've asked her for her phone number ... :P
Funlinks :
Yes I want to be a Police-officer in Italy ! They get freekin' Lamborghinis to ride dammit ! Click HERE.
Giving the finger is impolite but it's legal in South Oregon. Click HERE for article.
Wanna fry an egg on a PC ? HERE's how. :P
And with that I'm done, gonna go rest my feet now :DD And, no !, I wasn't typing with my feet, SmartAss !
For 4 days, during the Intel exhibition at The Mall, I get to stand around ( hence the hurting feet ), talk to people and try to persuade them to buy a printer, and you know what ? I damn good at this ! :D Just today I sold like 6 HP-1110s ... Woot !
With my gift of the gab and the silver spoon in my mouth, I mesmerize people with big words and confuse them, I make them think that they need a printer ...
"WooOOooooOOo, you need a printer ..." sez Me.
"Yes I dooOOOOooOOOoO ..." sez the sucke, er... I mean "Customer". :P
Another great thing about this job, is the fact that it's in The Mall. C'mon it's basically what I do everyday; hang out at the Mall, but now, I'm getting paid for doing it. Wheee !! And I get to watch girls walk by all day long. Man !
And talking about girls... Guess who I met today ? C'mon guess :DDD
Yes Miss Foxxyness herself ... Goddamn guys ! Faten is bloody HOT ! With a capitol H, O, and T. You think the picture is kik-ass ? Wait til you see her in real life... Whoah ! Heheh ... And Faten if you're reading this ... "Sorry if I was drooling over you too much " :DDDD Man ! I was so flustered :P C'mon it was Faten formerly from Foxxyness.org and now residing in Crapism.org. Meeting her sure made my day !! :DDDDDDD And I should've asked her for her phone number ... :P
Funlinks :
Yes I want to be a Police-officer in Italy ! They get freekin' Lamborghinis to ride dammit ! Click HERE.
Giving the finger is impolite but it's legal in South Oregon. Click HERE for article.
Wanna fry an egg on a PC ? HERE's how. :P
And with that I'm done, gonna go rest my feet now :DD And, no !, I wasn't typing with my feet, SmartAss !
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This post is titled I want this... by author SoulJah.
That, coupled with this pimpin robe;
and of course, not forgetting the eyewear;
Yeap... I can see it now... Me strutting around the house with just those one, and of course some boxers... Pimpin' baybee!
"This is not an option nigger, if you don't smoke this, we're gonna have PROBLEMS!"
EDIT: Here's your friggin scepter!!!
That, coupled with this pimpin robe;
and of course, not forgetting the eyewear;
Yeap... I can see it now... Me strutting around the house with just those one, and of course some boxers... Pimpin' baybee!
"This is not an option nigger, if you don't smoke this, we're gonna have PROBLEMS!"
EDIT: Here's your friggin scepter!!!
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This post is titled Shite... I need to give this thing a rest... by author SoulJah.
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This post is titled boohoohoo ... ~sniff sniff~ it's dead .... by author Anonymous.
I am so sad. I killed my gun. Waaaaa... my gun is dead ... ~ sniff sniff ~ I killed my baaaabeeeeyyyyy ... !! Waaaaa :(
~ sniff sniff ~ so sad ... :(
To help me through this time of need and sorrow, I'm gonna post a picture of the most prettiest and beautifullest girl in the world ... so bear through this ok ? Me is sad ... here it is :
hmmm ... ain't she sooo boo-tee-fuull ? ~ sigh ! ~ I wuvvvv herrr :DDDD wheeeee !!!
All condolences for my lost of the gun will be well recieved and Thank You.
~ sniff sniff ~ so sad ... :(
To help me through this time of need and sorrow, I'm gonna post a picture of the most prettiest and beautifullest girl in the world ... so bear through this ok ? Me is sad ... here it is :
hmmm ... ain't she sooo boo-tee-fuull ? ~ sigh ! ~ I wuvvvv herrr :DDDD wheeeee !!!
All condolences for my lost of the gun will be well recieved and Thank You.
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This post is titled My Head Fuckin Hurts! Argh! by author SoulJah.
Why? Look at this first. Look at it! LOOK!
Then, looky what I did in Flash, using those pictures. Yes, jobless. Now go! Take a look at it! NOW!
EDIT: Credit should go to Jdub and hecktor of http://www.st6clan.com/ for making a series of pics that split my sides that I just had to make it into Flash. Good job guys!
Then, looky what I did in Flash, using those pictures. Yes, jobless. Now go! Take a look at it! NOW!
EDIT: Credit should go to Jdub and hecktor of http://www.st6clan.com/ for making a series of pics that split my sides that I just had to make it into Flash. Good job guys!
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This post is titled Craaaazzeeee..... you, my friend, have finally lost your mind by author Anonymous.
SoulJah has finally lost his mind, no idea what the last post was about ... :P
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"Woman arrested for stealing unborn child from womb" Man, must have been a real tough job to pull off ...
A cosmic single currency for use in financial transactions between Earthlings and extra-terrestrial civilizations has been unveiled at a conference on unidentified flying objects has been unvieled in Bulgaria Goin' to Alpha Centurion for the holindays ? Well, then don't forget to bring your Galactos money.
Mother nature is such a dirty whore. Click here for pictures from Earth Erotica, Sexiest natural formations ever. :DD
Olrite, that's it then. I'm gonna go back and watch Akademi Fantasia now ... Hahahahah :P
Funlinks:
"Woman arrested for stealing unborn child from womb" Man, must have been a real tough job to pull off ...
A cosmic single currency for use in financial transactions between Earthlings and extra-terrestrial civilizations has been unveiled at a conference on unidentified flying objects has been unvieled in Bulgaria Goin' to Alpha Centurion for the holindays ? Well, then don't forget to bring your Galactos money.
Mother nature is such a dirty whore. Click here for pictures from Earth Erotica, Sexiest natural formations ever. :DD
Olrite, that's it then. I'm gonna go back and watch Akademi Fantasia now ... Hahahahah :P
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This post is titled Hahaha... Silly girls... by author SoulJah.
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This post is titled I found me a new woman!!! by author SoulJah.
After mere days of being single again, read here, I have finally found a new girlfriend! And OMFG she's helluva hot! Here's a never before seen picture of me on the right, and her on the left. OMFG!@!!@!!111oneoneone!!! She's perfect!
http://unangelic.org/stupidlogic/uploads/soulmates.jpg.
I'm sooooooooooooooo in love <3 <3 <3!
http://unangelic.org/stupidlogic/uploads/soulmates.jpg.
I'm sooooooooooooooo in love <3 <3 <3!
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This post is titled Bought me a gun ... Bam ! Bam ! Pow ! Pow ! by author Anonymous.
Ok ok it's not a real gun ... it's an air-rifle ... Boo Yah !!!
Shot a bunch of stuffs with it at a friend's house. Man, it sure was a good idea for all 3 of us to buy an air-rifle ( @ $25.90 each ). Hahaha.
Saw the 3rd Harry Potter movie. Movie wasn't as good as the book but Goddamn! Did Emma Watson get hotter or what ? :D
Love her hair ... it's so curly and wavy ... wheeee !!
Olrite that's it. Back to shooting things. :P
Shot a bunch of stuffs with it at a friend's house. Man, it sure was a good idea for all 3 of us to buy an air-rifle ( @ $25.90 each ). Hahaha.
Saw the 3rd Harry Potter movie. Movie wasn't as good as the book but Goddamn! Did Emma Watson get hotter or what ? :D
Love her hair ... it's so curly and wavy ... wheeee !!
Olrite that's it. Back to shooting things. :P
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This post is titled Audrey Hepburn 'most beautiful woman of all time' by author SoulJah.
Full story here: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/05/31/1085855500521.html
Yeah, as if I need more convincing. I totally love her.
Top 100 Beautiful Women:
1. Audrey Hepburn
2. Liv Tyler
3. Cate Blanchett
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Grace Kelly
6. Natalie Imbruglia
7. Juliette Binoche
8. Halle Berry
9. Helena Christensen
10. Elle Macpherson
11. Cameron Diaz
12. Princess Diana
13. Kate Moss
14. Charlize Theron
15. Scarlett Johansson
16. Isabella Rossellini
17. Nigella Lawson
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Madonna
20. Jamelia
21. Nicole Kidman
22. Monica Bellucci
23. Audrey Tatou
24. Vanessa Paradis
25. Julianne Moore
26. Jennifer Lopez
27. Marilyn Monroe
28. Julia Roberts
29. Liberty Ross
30. Kylie Minogue
31. Estelle Warren
32. Gisele Bundchen
33. Gwyneth Paltrow
34. Kate Winslet
35. Katharine Hepburn
36. Ava Gardner
37. Keira Knightley
38. Iman
39. Jerry Hall
40. Heidi Klum
41. Ursula Andress
42. Virginie Ledoyen
43. Sophie Dahl
44. Michelle Pfeiffer
45. Uma Thurman
46. Kim Catrell
47. Jennifer Aniston
48. Eva Herzigova
49. Brigitte Bardot
50. Felicity Kendal
51. Claudia Schiffer
52. Jacqueline Kennedy
53. Marlene Dietrich
54. Milla Jovovitch
55. Lucy Liu
56. Penelope Cruz
57. Neve Campbell
58. Sharon Stone
59. Vivien Leigh
60. Sophie Marceau
61. Linda Evangelista
62. Dido
63. Catherine Zeta Jones
64. Jessica Lange
65. Ingrid Bergman
66. Greta Garbo
67. Jodie Kidd
68. Laetitia Casta
69. Princess Caroline of Monaco
70. Kathleen Turner
71. Rachel Weisz
72. Naomi Campbell
73. Grace Jones
74. Christie Turlington
75. Famke Jensen
76. Catherine Deneuve
77. Cindy Crawford
78. Heather Graham
79. Judy Garland
80. Ginger Rogers
81. Sophia Loren
82. Yasmin Le Bon
83. Kirsten Dunst
84. Sandra Bullock
85. Melanie Sykes
86. Cleopatra
87. Lisa Snowdon
88. Rita Hayworth
89. Katie Holmes
90. Honor Blackman
91. Joely Richardson
92. Joanna Lumley
93. Andie MacDowell
94. Alicia Silverstone
95. Cat Deeley
96. Rene Russo
97. Sienna Miller
98. Rachel Hunter
99. Jade Jagger
100. Kelly Brook
Yeah, as if I need more convincing. I totally love her.
Top 100 Beautiful Women:
1. Audrey Hepburn
2. Liv Tyler
3. Cate Blanchett
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Grace Kelly
6. Natalie Imbruglia
7. Juliette Binoche
8. Halle Berry
9. Helena Christensen
10. Elle Macpherson
11. Cameron Diaz
12. Princess Diana
13. Kate Moss
14. Charlize Theron
15. Scarlett Johansson
16. Isabella Rossellini
17. Nigella Lawson
18. Beyonce Knowles
19. Madonna
20. Jamelia
21. Nicole Kidman
22. Monica Bellucci
23. Audrey Tatou
24. Vanessa Paradis
25. Julianne Moore
26. Jennifer Lopez
27. Marilyn Monroe
28. Julia Roberts
29. Liberty Ross
30. Kylie Minogue
31. Estelle Warren
32. Gisele Bundchen
33. Gwyneth Paltrow
34. Kate Winslet
35. Katharine Hepburn
36. Ava Gardner
37. Keira Knightley
38. Iman
39. Jerry Hall
40. Heidi Klum
41. Ursula Andress
42. Virginie Ledoyen
43. Sophie Dahl
44. Michelle Pfeiffer
45. Uma Thurman
46. Kim Catrell
47. Jennifer Aniston
48. Eva Herzigova
49. Brigitte Bardot
50. Felicity Kendal
51. Claudia Schiffer
52. Jacqueline Kennedy
53. Marlene Dietrich
54. Milla Jovovitch
55. Lucy Liu
56. Penelope Cruz
57. Neve Campbell
58. Sharon Stone
59. Vivien Leigh
60. Sophie Marceau
61. Linda Evangelista
62. Dido
63. Catherine Zeta Jones
64. Jessica Lange
65. Ingrid Bergman
66. Greta Garbo
67. Jodie Kidd
68. Laetitia Casta
69. Princess Caroline of Monaco
70. Kathleen Turner
71. Rachel Weisz
72. Naomi Campbell
73. Grace Jones
74. Christie Turlington
75. Famke Jensen
76. Catherine Deneuve
77. Cindy Crawford
78. Heather Graham
79. Judy Garland
80. Ginger Rogers
81. Sophia Loren
82. Yasmin Le Bon
83. Kirsten Dunst
84. Sandra Bullock
85. Melanie Sykes
86. Cleopatra
87. Lisa Snowdon
88. Rita Hayworth
89. Katie Holmes
90. Honor Blackman
91. Joely Richardson
92. Joanna Lumley
93. Andie MacDowell
94. Alicia Silverstone
95. Cat Deeley
96. Rene Russo
97. Sienna Miller
98. Rachel Hunter
99. Jade Jagger
100. Kelly Brook
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This post is titled Welcome ranoadidas.com surfers... by author SoulJah.
I'm seeing a lot of hits from http://ranoadidas.com/ and knowing me, being such a hits whore, I welcome each and everyone of you... Search for my old articles of choice to the left, peruse some of my links, http://oleolebrunei.blogspot.com for football news, http://itbcis19.blogspot.com for some of our department's pics, and http://stupidlogic.fotopages.com for some of my personal pics. Or you can go to any other of those links... I won't mind... Honest.............................. *grumble* *grumble*
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This post is titled waking at 3 in the pm regularly does the body no good ... by author Anonymous.
man I miss waking up early :P
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-Is your kid a whimp ? Is he turning gay ? Then u need Bullies for Hire
-Eric Idle's ( of Monty Python fame ) new eff off FCC song. Click !
-Pic of the Toughest and Scariest hip-hop Football team ever ( tha's football as in soccer to yer Americans ). The central defender in the middle of first row will bite your freekin' head off, fear it !!!!!
Funlinks:
-Is your kid a whimp ? Is he turning gay ? Then u need Bullies for Hire
-Eric Idle's ( of Monty Python fame ) new eff off FCC song. Click !
-Pic of the Toughest and Scariest hip-hop Football team ever ( tha's football as in soccer to yer Americans ). The central defender in the middle of first row will bite your freekin' head off, fear it !!!!!
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