This post is titled What I've learned ... by author Anonymous. I've learn a lot of things about people in general for the past 4 days working at The Mall, trying to sell printers. One of the main thing I've learn is this :

"There are no STUPID QUESTIONS , just STUPID PEOPLE"

My God ! Would you please read the goddamn signs before you ask me how much it cost !! I might as well just make up fake prices ...

Customer : How much is this ? ( Sign sez it's $138 )
Me : It's One Gajillion Mabillion Kamillion Willy-Wonka-chocolatey-FREEKIN'-illion dollars, sir. You can't afford it. Sorry.

And what's up with people not saying anything when I ask them a question ?!?

Me : Looking for a new printer ? :D
Customer : ......
Me : You are ? Well then Fuck You ! We're closed. _|_
Customer : .......
Me : Oh ! You have a problem with what I just said ? Bring it OnzzZZZzzz !!!!11111oneoneeee

Ooh ooh, I also like it when they do this :

Me : Looking for a new printer ?
Customer : No, just looking. I already have three.
Me : Oh you do, do you ? Well aren't we lucky to have THREE FUCKIN' printers. Well, I have FIVE ! How do you like them apples, huh !?! Huh !?! I got one ink jet, one bubble jet, one laser jet, one that shoots jism instead of ink and another made with the shredded skin of lil' babies with blue eyes.

So that's why everyday, at the end of my working hours, I ran out of the store screaming like a raving lunatic and pulling my hair out a handful at a time .... And yes, I do own a jism shooting printer ... I use it for school ... :P

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Posted by Anonymous at 1:24:00 AM

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