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This post is titled I want to watch Body Jumper again!!! by author SoulJah.
Hahahah oh yeah... I wanna tell you of a gem of a Thai movie I found while boringly surfing the channels on Astro. As luck would have it, I went through Channel 8, Prima. Ok, I know it's a fucking boring channel, but I saw a glimpse of a hot chick bathing in the river while wearing a white shirt, so I just froze immediately.
It's supposed to be a horror movie or something like that, but that scene where the guys were taking a peek at the girl bathing at the river, that was fucking hilarious it made me stay on the channel. Imagine this... Four guys... Lining up, staring at that hot chick, and at the bottom of the picture, a branch of wood just floated up... I was confused at first (coz hey, I thought it was supposed to be a horror movie), but then I split my sides laughing! Ahahahahahahahahahahahah! That was fucking hilarious. Well ok, some of you might think it's so gay of me laughing at that erection joke, but I remember one time way back in MS that we had the same joke, but with a rising table. Man, that sure 'lifted' our spirits while sitting at the hall waiting for our exam papers.
I'm rambling again. Damn. Well, anyway it's about some ghost called a Pop that inhabits people's bodies and then goes off on a rampage at the guys' college, devouring the victim's livers. There's where the funny bit comes.
Well, ok, I stayed on for the spectafuckingularly hot chick.
The cast of characters rocks too. Obviously, the ghost is played by a hot chick whose real name escapes me, but her character is called Ger in it (above picture, the fourth one from the left). Danai Smuthkochorn as Com (second one from the left), Angela Grant as Fah (she's cute too, the one in the middle). Some dude with dreadlocks. A buff transvestite, named Bella. Hahahah sorry belly babes. Some other supporting characters. But damn. Are they funny. Let's put it this way. It's possibly funnier than Scary Movie, but it sure as damn hell is funnier than I Still Know What You Did Last Friday the 13th.
Some memorable moments.
- Penile induced wood branch lifting.
- One of the guys got angry at them looking at the bathing chick, which proceeds to jump up and smash down on the branch.
- Him getting mercilessly beaten for doing that.
- Picnic table erection incident.
- The ghost with bedsheet as a cover, dances, and seeing her silhouette. Drool.
- The ghost using a magnifying glass looking at the dude's penis. (The were about to have homosapiens - ectoplasmic sex. Don't ask why.)
- The ghost going into a lift full of guys, then when the door re opens, all the guys are in a pile on the lift floor, dead.
- Breast size jokes, which is horrendously mean. Really. It is.
- Doraemon underwear.
- Blood flowing outta noses when looking at the hot ghost.
- The part where the guy dropped the fork to look up the skirt of the ghost, found that the waiter already beat him to it.
- The transvestite whining after being told to use the men's bathroom, "Now I have to pee standing up again!"
- One of the girls that, so characteristic of a scary movie, fell, and then took a minute to impart wisdom on her boyfriend. Brush your teeth. Floss. Eat vegetables. Then she got up and ran away anyway.
- The weapon to fight the ghost is a condom balloon.
- The guy told the girl to take out the condom (weapon) as the ghost was nearing them. Then she sheepishly said, "Not nowwwwww..." or something to that effect.
- The tool to look for the ghost is a camcorder. Which is also an X-Ray capable camera.
- The transvestite drooling when using it to look at guys dancing.
- Stuttering air vent cleaner. Don't ask.
- One step to completely banish the ghost was to connect electrodes to the nipples. Again, don't ask.
Ok if any of you guys can read Thai, I wanna know where to get this movie. I know it's somewhere in the depths of Komunis. I prefer to get a DVD version of this.
Some more links to aid you to understand what I just rambled on and on about, and to hopefully also look out for this movie:
http://slasherpool.starbase.se/htm/reviews/bodyjumper.htm
http://www.nixflix.com/reviews/bodyjumper.htm
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/BodyJumper-1120822/preview.php
http://dvds.shoppingsavvy.com/556-Body-Jumper-DVD.html
http://www.hkflix.com/xq/asp/filmID.2728/qx/details.htm
It's supposed to be a horror movie or something like that, but that scene where the guys were taking a peek at the girl bathing at the river, that was fucking hilarious it made me stay on the channel. Imagine this... Four guys... Lining up, staring at that hot chick, and at the bottom of the picture, a branch of wood just floated up... I was confused at first (coz hey, I thought it was supposed to be a horror movie), but then I split my sides laughing! Ahahahahahahahahahahahah! That was fucking hilarious. Well ok, some of you might think it's so gay of me laughing at that erection joke, but I remember one time way back in MS that we had the same joke, but with a rising table. Man, that sure 'lifted' our spirits while sitting at the hall waiting for our exam papers.
I'm rambling again. Damn. Well, anyway it's about some ghost called a Pop that inhabits people's bodies and then goes off on a rampage at the guys' college, devouring the victim's livers. There's where the funny bit comes.
Well, ok, I stayed on for the spectafuckingularly hot chick.
The cast of characters rocks too. Obviously, the ghost is played by a hot chick whose real name escapes me, but her character is called Ger in it (above picture, the fourth one from the left). Danai Smuthkochorn as Com (second one from the left), Angela Grant as Fah (she's cute too, the one in the middle). Some dude with dreadlocks. A buff transvestite, named Bella. Hahahah sorry belly babes. Some other supporting characters. But damn. Are they funny. Let's put it this way. It's possibly funnier than Scary Movie, but it sure as damn hell is funnier than I Still Know What You Did Last Friday the 13th.
Some memorable moments.
- Penile induced wood branch lifting.
- One of the guys got angry at them looking at the bathing chick, which proceeds to jump up and smash down on the branch.
- Him getting mercilessly beaten for doing that.
- Picnic table erection incident.
- The ghost with bedsheet as a cover, dances, and seeing her silhouette. Drool.
- The ghost using a magnifying glass looking at the dude's penis. (The were about to have homosapiens - ectoplasmic sex. Don't ask why.)
- The ghost going into a lift full of guys, then when the door re opens, all the guys are in a pile on the lift floor, dead.
- Breast size jokes, which is horrendously mean. Really. It is.
- Doraemon underwear.
- Blood flowing outta noses when looking at the hot ghost.
- The part where the guy dropped the fork to look up the skirt of the ghost, found that the waiter already beat him to it.
- The transvestite whining after being told to use the men's bathroom, "Now I have to pee standing up again!"
- One of the girls that, so characteristic of a scary movie, fell, and then took a minute to impart wisdom on her boyfriend. Brush your teeth. Floss. Eat vegetables. Then she got up and ran away anyway.
- The weapon to fight the ghost is a condom balloon.
- The guy told the girl to take out the condom (weapon) as the ghost was nearing them. Then she sheepishly said, "Not nowwwwww..." or something to that effect.
- The tool to look for the ghost is a camcorder. Which is also an X-Ray capable camera.
- The transvestite drooling when using it to look at guys dancing.
- Stuttering air vent cleaner. Don't ask.
- One step to completely banish the ghost was to connect electrodes to the nipples. Again, don't ask.
Ok if any of you guys can read Thai, I wanna know where to get this movie. I know it's somewhere in the depths of Komunis. I prefer to get a DVD version of this.
Some more links to aid you to understand what I just rambled on and on about, and to hopefully also look out for this movie:
http://slasherpool.starbase.se/htm/reviews/bodyjumper.htm
http://www.nixflix.com/reviews/bodyjumper.htm
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/BodyJumper-1120822/preview.php
http://dvds.shoppingsavvy.com/556-Body-Jumper-DVD.html
http://www.hkflix.com/xq/asp/filmID.2728/qx/details.htm
Posted by SoulJah at 3:07:00 AM
